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John Sharp’s D.I.Y. all-purpose kit

John Sharp’s (in memoriam; + Nov 22, 2013) D.I.Y. all-purpose kit for the preparation of a paper/article/talk/report on quality management/assurance (or anything else, really.)

ADDRESS SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
SPECIFY MANAGEMENT FUNCTIONS
IDENTITY PROBLEM AREAS
ESTABLISH FUNCTIONAL PARAMETERS
SETUP CONTROL SPECIFICATIONS
DESIGN FEED-BACK MECHANISMS
DEFINE FERSONNEL FACTORS
ITEMISE MODULAR INTERFACES
CONTROL CRITICAL ELEMENTS
PRIORITISE OPERATIONAL SYSTEMS
OPTIMISE STRATEGIC ROUTINES
DETERMINE PLANNING OBJECTIVES
CONSTRUCT OPTIMAL BOUNDARIES
AUDIT LOGISTIC POLICIES
FORMALISE DESIGN OPTIONS
RESEARCH ALTERNATE STRATEGIES
CLASSIFY INTEGRAL MODULES

INSTRUCTIONS:

  • Combine any word from column 1 with any one from column 2 and with any one from column 3.
  • Try a number of combinations and select those which sound most impressive.
  • „pad-out“ to taste. 
  • For maximum effect when speaking adopt a slight transatlantic accent.

Hinweis:

Drücken Sie jeweils einmal die Taste F5 oder Refresh (Bildschirm aktualisieren) für die nächste Anekdote.

Bitte um Verständnis: Die Anekdoten sind (fast) alle in englisch, weil sich da manche Sachverhalte aus unserem Umfeld besser ausdrücken lassen und die Autoren (fast) alle Engländer oder Amerikaner sind/waren.

Viel Spaß !